Just look at those holographic images.
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New Yorkers are over-excitable.
So when they see folks already lined up to buy the iPhone 5, they come over extra-giddy.
Who, therefore, could blame Fox 5 New York from rushing out to interview the sad, money-grabbing self-publicists who are already adorning the Apple Cube, waiting for the iPhone 5?
The lady from Fox was more breathless than the Michelin Man after running a marathon on eight pints of beer. She talked to the people in line.
And yet then she seemed to reach for that New York dimension that is often abbreviated by the two letters "B" and "S."
For she declared that the iPhone 5 is "sleeker, has a laser keyboard, holographic images, and other cool new features.
It would be reasonable at this point to ask if the lady was oozing with ouzo.
It would even be reasonable to wonder if she had snorted various powdery substances through her nostrils in order to deliver the requisite level of excitement.
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