Wednesday, September 26, 2012

Pornoogle: Yes, a search engine just for porn


(Credit: Chris Matyszczyk/CNET)

It's a filthy nuisance trying to find a movie with three bisexual men and a hula dancer from New Jersey.


It's aggravating beyond acceptance not to be able to instantly discover 5 minutes of rubber-suited short people doing things that may or may not be suited to those above 3-foot-6.


It's not as if Google or Hollywood is fulfilling these needs.


So what joy to those of an imaginative -- or simply needy -- bent that topless men and women on white horses are galloping to the rescue.


For I bring news that tomorrow will see a search engine exclusively for pornography. Yes, tomorrow.


You will be snapped out of your stiff corporate posture to learn that ICM Registry, the people who brought you those very helpful, if still slightly under-used, .xxx domains, intends to launch this Pornoogle.


ICM's CEO Stuart Lawley told Network World that 21 million of the fine .xxx pages have been categorized and are ready to be uncovered on SearchXXX.


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